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PARODY: McCrory’s Christmas Gift List Shows He’s No Grinch

RALEIGH — With the holidays approaching, Carolina Journal has learned that Gov. Pat McCrory plans a 2015 “charm offensive” targeting legislative leaders, his most ardent left-of-center critics, and other key players in N.C. politics and public policy. A series of internal memos uncovered by CJ details several pieces of the governor’s campaign, including a list of potential Christmas gifts for people across the political spectrum.

CJ Staff
Opinion

PARODY: Rural Center Launches ‘10-Point Emergency Action Plan’

RALEIGH — Increased legislative and media scrutiny of the N.C. Rural Economic Development Center has pushed center President Billy Ray Hall to begin implementing an "emergency action plan" in hopes of keeping the center open and retaining his $221,000-per-year job.

CJ Staff
Opinion

PARODY: Griffith to Get Larger Role Boosting Obama Agenda

EDITOR'S NOTE: A recent survey by Public Policy Polling found that North Carolina native Andy Griffith's favorability rating among his fellow Tar Heels has plummeted by 25 points since June 2008. We thought it was appropriate to publish our September 2010 parody featuring Sheriff Taylor.

CJ Staff
News

Hello, America, My Name is Johnny Edwards

We’ve heard from his mistress Rielle Hunter, we’ve heard from his soon-to-be-ex-wife Elizabeth, and we’ve heard from his former aide Andrew Young. Now he says, it’s time for America to hear from him about the scandals from his 2008 campaign for president of the United States.

Hedley Lamarr

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